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Just Another Day

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Jewelry in his pockets, blood washed off, and the sun's shining. Mounts a roof and shoots the head off a statue. Gorgeous shot: takes out three Tower ravens, which obviously anyone'd call a bonus.

Steals a pie; practices knife-throwing on the rats outside Gimlet's; takes an Ankhside walk. Pretty girl catches his eye. Tosses her the jewelry, never looking back. Always more to be had.

Someone grabs his shoulder-

"You're nicked, chum!"

Snickering from a bolthole as Watchmen thunder past: he loves Ankh-Morpork.
Originally part of a drabble collection on fanfiction.net, where it was titled "your average typical day". ~TMOH likes it, so I thought I'd put it up here for the rest of dA to enjoy. It's probably the best Carcer fic I've done yet.
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Sorry for the doublepost, but I think I fixed it. Member uploads to "Featured" are set to "automatically approved," at least, and I think that applies to other gallery folders, too. I hope.